facebooked

if all goes well, i will get married by the time in 28 years old. No....its not something iv planned or some idiotic jyotish has told me. FACEBOOK told me that ill be a groom when im 28. me thinks 28 is the fav number of the guy hu made that stupid application. coz all my frnds ended up with 28 as their shaadi ka age. i just hope we all dont end up getting married to each other.

i played another application called "what cuss word are u??"
i was like...ok what the hell....lets jus do it....
a few strange questions like "do u use toilet paper??" and "if not...which hand do u use to wash ur ass" were asked....and no i wont write the answers here
i answered all the questions and then i was asked to spread the APP around to 15 people....i chose to skip that
then came my answer..."your the cuss word - shit"

and this is the explnation i get...."Not alot goes on, and you're quite quiet and get on with what you do, but you have your days where you could just go mental at someone"

WHAT!!!
how about i get mental at you!!! the guy hu jus made this thing!!
i take this embarrassing and absolutely stupid application called "what cuss word are u" and all i get is "you are shit"
A stupid computer generated application just called called me shit...
what has the world come to!!! i let a stupid person in some corner of the world decide at what age im gonna get married and call me shit.

there was another thing called "what will your child grow up to be"
my answer - angry programmer...
saala yahaan pe khud ke kuch ban ne ke vaande hai....isko mere unborn bacche ki padi hai.....

suddenly i realised....although im wasting my time like an insanic,maniacal, jobless human.....its kinda fun...so i tried out sum more of them...

OOOWWWW!! wait.....sum sardar guy jus poked me!!! hey....buzz off!!!

back to facebook then....

"what is the first letter of the person ull fall in love with"
your letter is m....
hmmmm....i know abt a gazzillion girls with the letter m.....do u mind specifyin wich one while you are at it!!! :X

"what super power do u possess?"
your power is speed - You are fast and athletic not only physically, but mentally. You like getting things done quickly and getting around quickly. You can also be quick to leave a tough situation
ok.....speed....hmmm.....im 130 lbs.....iv got 6 pack FLABS.....not a very potent mixture buster!!!
then came the best one..."what were u born to do"
answer - best at everything
im still hunting down the guy hu made this piece of crap! bludy diplomatic jerk-off!!!

there were others too....

what type of sex are u??
what sex position are u??
what US weapon are u??
what TV mom are u??
what ekta kapoor serial are u??
i dint dare take any of them!!