my reply

even though im a blogger, im not into the habit of reading others blogs. i just force and if required blackmail my frnds into reading my crap. now im not a very good blogger. simply for the reason that i make excessive use of "text" language. if a poll is conducted and the top ten worst bloggers are listed....i might end up right at the bottom at number 10. thats how bad i am. this i realised when i read other blogs which had much better and much more refined language. if a comparison is made between my blog and a regular blogger....the latter might win by a million yards' difference.now its not that i cant use the more refined language. even i can say 

"what art thou doing?"

even i can say "oh my god" for "what the f*ck"

even i can say "oh no" for "shit"

even i can say "i dont care" for "i give a rats piss"

even i can say "i hate u" for "balls to u"

even i can say "how u doing sir" for "hey dude....howz it hangin"

 and on and on and on....

the language that i use, compltely describes the way i am in the real world. thats what blogs are for. to potray yourself in the virtual world as u are in the real world. now questions have been raised about my ability to talk about serious stuff in my blog and my inability to get serious when the situation is tense. the person who said this obviously refers to my post titled "the aftermath" posted on December 5th of 2008. now while i appreciate your keen observation sir....ill only like to tell u 3 words. 

Get A Life. 

people like you stop us from raising our voices against the system and uprooting it. that post meant offence to each and everyone it was targetted towards and it gives you no right whatsoever to tell me that it contains foul language and that i have my facts wrong. 

Refined Language : i dont care

My language : you substitute it urself....

maybe i did get my facts wrong.... but i surely could not have missed my mark by much. what i have written there is merely a fraction of the fire burning in each and every Indian's heart. now lets come to the language aspect. as i said earlier...my blog is for people who share my wavelength. this is not for j.k. rowling or sydney sheldon readers. they can read of they wish to. this is for the people who have read champak, tinkle, chacha chaudry and their variations. people have started comparing me to Chetan Bhagat coz they find our style of writing very similar. thats very kind of them but i feel, Mr.Bhagat is a lot more qualified than i am and his originality is what sets us apart. and besides.....my blog is a piece of shit compared to his masterpieces.

now this is how iv been writing my blog for ages....n this is how its gonna be for time to come and theres not a damn thing u can do about it. oversmart asses can kiss Raghu Ram's ass......bwhahahaha....

sorry man....its jus dat i hate u from the bottom of my heart and from my bottom's bottom!!! bwhahahahha!! 

AND YES....I WILL USE TEXT LANGUAGE!!

 

dats all for this post.... and mr.critic..... u argued with me...

so as per my earlier post.... i show u the fingy!!!

facebooked

if all goes well, i will get married by the time in 28 years old. No....its not something iv planned or some idiotic jyotish has told me. FACEBOOK told me that ill be a groom when im 28. me thinks 28 is the fav number of the guy hu made that stupid application. coz all my frnds ended up with 28 as their shaadi ka age. i just hope we all dont end up getting married to each other.

i played another application called "what cuss word are u??"
i was like...ok what the hell....lets jus do it....
a few strange questions like "do u use toilet paper??" and "if not...which hand do u use to wash ur ass" were asked....and no i wont write the answers here
i answered all the questions and then i was asked to spread the APP around to 15 people....i chose to skip that
then came my answer..."your the cuss word - shit"

and this is the explnation i get...."Not alot goes on, and you're quite quiet and get on with what you do, but you have your days where you could just go mental at someone"

WHAT!!!
how about i get mental at you!!! the guy hu jus made this thing!!
i take this embarrassing and absolutely stupid application called "what cuss word are u" and all i get is "you are shit"
A stupid computer generated application just called called me shit...
what has the world come to!!! i let a stupid person in some corner of the world decide at what age im gonna get married and call me shit.

there was another thing called "what will your child grow up to be"
my answer - angry programmer...
saala yahaan pe khud ke kuch ban ne ke vaande hai....isko mere unborn bacche ki padi hai.....

suddenly i realised....although im wasting my time like an insanic,maniacal, jobless human.....its kinda fun...so i tried out sum more of them...

OOOWWWW!! wait.....sum sardar guy jus poked me!!! hey....buzz off!!!

back to facebook then....

"what is the first letter of the person ull fall in love with"
your letter is m....
hmmmm....i know abt a gazzillion girls with the letter m.....do u mind specifyin wich one while you are at it!!! :X

"what super power do u possess?"
your power is speed - You are fast and athletic not only physically, but mentally. You like getting things done quickly and getting around quickly. You can also be quick to leave a tough situation
ok.....speed....hmmm.....im 130 lbs.....iv got 6 pack FLABS.....not a very potent mixture buster!!!
then came the best one..."what were u born to do"
answer - best at everything
im still hunting down the guy hu made this piece of crap! bludy diplomatic jerk-off!!!

there were others too....

what type of sex are u??
what sex position are u??
what US weapon are u??
what TV mom are u??
what ekta kapoor serial are u??
i dint dare take any of them!!

random thoughts....

random thoughts from jst another guy...

people are sayin dat raghav has grown fat....m not fat...m jus expanding due to the heat....

yeah its too hot.... im planning to go to antartica jus to cool off a bit....it shld be pretty pleasant over there....(if its still made of ice i.e.)

5 more years of this heat n we can call boiling water "icy cool"....

screw global warming!!! im switching on the AC at full blast!!!

dunno how my frnds in baroda are puttin up with this heat.... (yeah....keep makin me happy n ill have ur names in my next post!!! :P )

i come out from a bath.....soaking....i stand in front of the mirror and try to differentiate the droplets of water from the droplets of sweat.... and no....i dont taste em!!!


my dreams....

ragz wants to go to philladelphia one day..... and wants to do a full fledged jog to the top of the stairs and kiss rocky's feet...

ragz wants to do be a part of rechauffement once more....

ragz wants to kick his internet wala's arse for not giving good service....

ragz wants to have a daughter after he gets married.....if he duznt get married ragz will adopt a girl.....

ragz will keep her away from michael jackson for sure.....

ragz wants to see rahul gandhi become prime minister sum day

ragz wants omar abdullah to become PM too

ragz wants to meet sylvester stallone one day and take his autograph....ragz envies kareena kapoor....

ragz wants his frnds to understand that he misses them when they dont give him time....

ragz wants to warn those darn 20 fidayeens who just entered India .... better finish what u came here for.....finish us all off.....coz if u dont....jus remember...we're still pissed abt 26\11....n all those female pilots.... m not worried abt u....girls make stupid drivers anyways.... pilot to door ki baat..... yeah jus make sure u dont bang into the wrong building.....

ragz duznt want laloo and advani and mayavati and sorts to become pm....ragz will leave India in that case....ragz cant see India in ruins....

ragz always types his country's name with capital I....its a sign of respect....he even writes it that way....

ragz is very hapy with his n73.....but still luvs his SEk550i

ragz feels sorry for all those pandits in ekta kapoor soaps....the ones that do the weddings n stuff.....they havent completed a single marriage....coz everytime its time to tie the mangalsutra n stuff.....a guy\gal cums up n says "NAHI!!! YEH SHAADI NAHI HOSAKTI!!! "

ragz is waiting for DeshDrohi 2....it seems its about the Mumbai attacks.... and ragz thot Ram Gopal Verma was gonna make a shitty muvi and have nisha kothari or antra mali playing the terrorist's love interest..... ragz cant wait to see King Khan II (KRK) play an NSG commando....

ragz shows the fingy to each n evryone who argues with him.... ajay parmar...ur the first one....

ragz wishes all the SY students all the very best for their exams....

thats all for now....bye....tata.....toodles or sumthin like that......(it means bye in spanish....spaniards are funny people....cant imagine nadal or alonso sayin toodles.....its so bludy gay!!!)