no NEWS is sometimes good NEWS......

i am running out of ideas....
running out of ideas to post on my blog....
its probably become a "cob"-website by now.....
im running out of words just like news reporters are running out of news....

i was reading the paper with my dad the other day..n he reads out loud...

"rani mukherjee's NRI frnd's uncle robbed!!!".....
i was like..."ok pops...how do u knw...?? "
"its here on the first page!!" he says as though HE was rani mukherjee's - nri frnds - uncle .....
i started wondering if i knew any celeb
the closest i came 2 was vidya balan hu had come to a wedding in my familia....strange thoughts started darting my mind...."if i get robbed...will i make it to the first page??"
it took a 100 decible scream frm my dad for me to snap out of my front page ambitions...
but still...the kind of news people come up with...its appalling to say the least.
its all about fame i tell ya...its all about fame....if u have an ass that is as famous as any other celeb....u can be assured of instant fame...

Rakhi "yuck" sawant was once in the news big time coz of her "puppy" with mika singh.... now both these guys were in dire need of attention....the WORLD knows what happened on mika's happywala budday party....
see?? thats wad i mean.....i bet even george bush knws dat rakhi sawant cried foul....
rakhi sawant breaks up with boyfrnd...now i dun knw whether if ive got my facts write...but this "boyfrnd" was her bro when she got her famous puppy....yeah he was de same guy hu was standin behind sawant when she was screamin her lungs out on national television....
n then this "boyfrnd" becums a star....shows his dancing skills on a reality show.... n gets himself a name... abhishek"i was there"awasthi....

i cant tell you how badly i wanna be known as a celeb's relative...even if it means i have to be the celeb's uncle's daughters brother's best friend's sister's best friend's uncle's nephew's son!!! cant tell u....

neways....where were we??? yeah....news channels....
a certain India TV seems to belive that the ordinary middle class "junta" has no other job other dan watchin deir outdated...overexagerated... dumb n senseless news...here are a few of the best...i mean worst....
***BREAKING NEWS*** >>> BOY GETS BITTEN BY A DOG....DOG RECUPERATING IN THE HOSPITAL
***BREAKING NEWS*** # 2 >>>BOY PULLS LEAVES OUT OF HIS EARS....i bet hes gaya's son....
***BREAKING NEWS*** # 3 >>> RAKHI SAWANT SLAPS ABHISHEK!!! SPECIAL LIVE REPORTING!!!
***BREAKING NEWS*** # 4 >>> SAI BABA "APPEARS" IIN GENEVA...huh??
***BREAKING NEWS*** # 5 >>> ZAMEEN PHATT RAHI HAI....INDIA TV KE PAAS HAI LIVE VIDEO!! yea rite!!! youtube zindabaad!!!
***BREAKING NEWS*** # 6 >>> BOY DUZNT LIKE TEACHERS POETRY...GETZ BEATEN UP!!!

i mean....dats wads showed on tv these days....
i sumhow bumped into "Ask The SEXPERT" in mumbai mirror one day... minors...please dont read de following few lines....
yea so..this Ask the Sexpert is this column by this hopelessly jobless and depressed soul who feeds upon the sad stories of other people's sex lives......sum questions manage to put u off for the entire week...first of all....dats one cheezy name for a column....i mean...what duz he want to potray himself as?? a sex-crazy maniac?? SEXPERT??? cummon man...couldnt u hav found urself a better name??? and all u guys who actually write to this guy....what on earth were u thinking?!?!?!....ill tell u sumthin...ask ur gf or ur wife the question...they will give u a better answer....gosh!! for christs sake!!!

this is a sincere request to news channels!! stop giving birth to new news channels till the time u have some real NEWS!!! please....thanks.....in the mean time ill try to find out what Rani mukherjee's - nri frnd's - uncle got robbed off....what was it??? his underwear??? his toilet paper??? WHAT WAS IT?!?!?!?!? I WANNA KNOW!!!!