ok...the main reason i started this blog thing is coz every1 is doin it.... this might jus be my first ...and last post.... the problem with me is...everytime i think of sumthin to rite...it just about remains a thot...coz im too lazy to put it down on paper...or on my monitor...
about me well... cant say really.... i am this hazardous mixture of a south-indian middle class boy....with a gujju brain...and a punjabi tongue....now thats not exactly wat u will coz a "bingo" combination.... i am a chappal with laces..... superman with his undies on his inside......not a pretty sight na....i knw...i am not overtly ambitious....but i am to an extent.... in other words...i am like every other man....every man wants sumthing in life...its jus dat i want it a bit more than them...nothing rong in that....
there are times in life when u want something so bad, that u are ready to go the full distance jus to get it....i havent cum across such a thing till now...lets jus hope i dont...
writing wasnt sumthin i fancied coz i never really thot i could write....writing jus happened by chance...i was bored...picked up a piece of paper and a pen...n i think i wrote some thing funny..
the only thing i can pull off while writing is humour....serious, romantic, dark stuf is a complete no-no for me
the one thing i can proudly talk abt is my ability to convert pain into humour...it is something i have mastered over the years...i have faced hell in my life....wars with my sister.... silly fights with my frnds....a troubled lovelife.....troubled love-"lives" u can say....hell!! i can give britney spears a run for her money with my 1 day relationships....i have seen it all...or atleast...most of it....but i have survived each n every one of those little and major set-backs with relative ease.... all thanks to a small little thing called.....the smile >>--> :-)...yea that one...
it can do wonders actually.... my frnd once came to me with a problem....she was sobbin n stuff.....i jus told her....when u frown...u are using up about 40-50 muscles to frown....but when u smile ...u hardly strain 10 of em.... yea it is pretty tough to smile when u are down and out.... but once u get a hang of it....its a cakewalk.....trust me....
i have had atleast a 1000 such instances when i have had my arse whipped by life....but got through it with a smile...n i will continue to do so till i achieve everything i want...
when you go through hell....its tough....but never should u stop....coz once u do...u burn ur bum...so jus keep moving ahead as fast as you can....de faster u move...de faster u learn....
yea...maybe all dat i have said maybe soundin a bit too philosophical.....but thats me.... THE KING OF CONTRADICTIONS!!! even i went against my own rules once....i was contempating suicide........was thinkin of the easiest n less painful of committing suicide.... i shortlisted on 3 ways
1) hangin myself frm de ceiling fan
2)drinkin sum baygon or mortein or wtv u call it
3) jumpin of the 10th floor of the building
sumhow all 3 dint seem really realistic n cool.... reasons...
1) hanging myself - i said to myself...cummon dude...your about 160 lbs.....y do u want to punish de fan for sumthin u have done...
2)naah ill save it for the bugs
3)what if i jump...n half way down i change my mind...oops.... too late spider-man......
then a simple...smart and cheap method of suicide came to my mind..... THE MENTOS
EFFECT...but even that dint work....
i bought a handfull of mentos' and a 2ltre bottle of coke.... by the time i had finished de bottle of coke...it was time for me 2 head 2 the loo.... bad decision i must say.... so even that dint work...n i jus gave up on suicide.....
on a more serious note.... suicide aint really cool....it takes courage to commit suicide too....
so heres my message 2 all those kids who are expecting their boards results....relax....suicide wont do the trick....all u have to do is enjoy the moment..... if u fail....u fail...life WILL give u a second chance.... this is from a guy hu has had about 20 such 2nd chances....so relax.(oh n yea....it doesnt mean u take it for granted!! dont come to me if u fail even on the 21st attempt!!)...trust your luck...dont curse it...peace
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2 comments:
Wonderful beginning..and I look forward to reading more of your writing..because I am one of your biggest fans :)
I may have been the cause of many sad moments in you life...but believe me when I say that I never intended to hurt you..!
But I am glad that you have learnt to smile through your tears :)
Love you!
Mythily
u shuld write more..n stop under estimating urself..ur capable of doin much more than wat u think u can..
As for the post..very nice,entertaining..n catchy..well done bro..keep it up..n keep goin on..
everyone shuld read this cause then I think they'll probably keep contemplating n debating on whether they shuld commit suicide or not
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