weighty issues!!!

a debut post and a few compliments later (also a few comments later...viz. stop using those frigging dots every now n then!!! so what if they are free!!) , here i sit.....clueless as to what next.....i asked my heart..."dont ask me!! im as blank as u are!!" wasnt exactly the reply i expected.
anyways i am obviously very excited about this whole blogging thingy and all the charisma surrounding it...like big movie stars starting their own blogs...so i thought ... not a bad time to start a blog....but i missed on one very important point...the content!!! what do i fill in here!?!?
naturally i was clueless for a major part of my time dedicated to blogging....
but finally i got it....its a small little piece of crap i wrote ages back.....maybe on my 20th birthday...
i was in this rebellious mode on that particular day.... and so confident dat i could burn down anything just by looking at it...i could feel the fire building up within me.....now i wasnt really sure what this was....an upset tummy or a hunger to succeed in life....anyways here is dat piece of crap i wrote....
i walk through the street.....
that bears and empty n forlorn look....

de lamps flicker.....
makin my soul jitter......

sumwhr behind de bush.....
de reaper prepares for an ambush.....

i know the time has come.....
but ragz wont give in without a fite to dat hopeless scum..

farewell world...is not wat m gonna say....
as de date for round 20 cums near....
i bid farewell to my fear

a new begining.....
a new inning.....
as YOU shinedown on me....
i pray to u.....
give me strength...
dont give me bags of good luck.....
give me de will to shove off truckloads of bad luck.....

ohk...here the lyrics were crappy.....language was sad to say the least...... and de plot??? well....my effort to please god n pleading him to finally give me my share of luck.....
anyways this thing really got me fired up that day...i started looking at my career options....for a change and much to the pleasure of my mom.... mba was out...coz my frnd gaurav started his CAT classes and he hasnt been the same since..... then a dialogue frm my fav muvi character came to my mind
"hey rocky...how come u became a boxer....
yo adrian...my old guy once said ya knw....u dont have much of a brain so start using your body"

i looked at myself....
hmmmmm ok ive got quite a nice built.....how about i join the army...seemed like a good career option coz i was quite a patriot...i mean i still am....
i told my frnds abt it....they must have laughed for abt a week or so....but i was adamant.....till now i.e.
i told u about my built right?? hmmmm
i wanted to check my weight recently....so i jus decided to use those re.1 weighing machines at all those railway stations (We Indians can do anything to earn a buck!! ANYTHING!! i spoke about a gujju brain dint i?? )
so i jus hopped on one...put the coin inside....a second later....the machine started groaning uneasily.... a few huffs n puffs later....it spat out a card.... "krupya machine pe ek-ek karke khade hojaye"
crap!!! that felt like crap!! i culdv picked up that machine n hurled it to hawaii....but i dont really blame the machine..... i went home n chked myself in the mirror.... the well built guy had suprisingly transformed into snehashish from roadies 5.0.... i was HUUUUUUUUGE! i almost gave that machine a heart attack....!!
so due 2 obvious reasons....army was out too.....now im on the hunt for another career option....one of them being a certain CIA exam...which my uncle recommended.... wad the heck! if i clear i can go to dubai....so i think its worth a try....there are many others on the list...and the army is still on....i keep listentin to desh-bhakti ke gaane jus to ensure that the craze duznt fizz out....
so...now.....another post later...her i am.....still waitin for mr.god to switch on my stars....
while he is at it...i think ill keep ponderin over my career.....i shud cum up with sumthin....
p.s. please dont sue me if the post dint make sense....its not my fault...sacchi....even excuse the minor n major spelling mistakes....i make a lousy editor!!!